Terrible real estate agent photographs.
Ah, the parties we used to have. Do you remember the one when we murdered everybody?
Avoid using photographs which suggest that the photographer was slowly and quietly circling the house looking for an unlocked door
Do not terrible photograph include in property listing
Yes, this is real. It’s a photograph of what I can only describe as a domestic horse
If those are nicotine stains, then that thing on the floor could very well be a lung.
Do excuse us. We’ll come back later
Occasionally a real estate agent will capture something of genuine historical interest. Like the results of the first ever natural disaster to take place indoors.
A rare example from the Belgian surrealist school of performance artist estate agents, who work wearing only their underpants.
Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
A couple bad ads:
I work in real estate, and the second one is one that I see a lot! People assume it’s a good idea to put in pictures with people because they feel it “helps make the room feel livable”. It does not, I promise!